Speak only in questions

[Clementine_3]

Chocolate or Strawberry?

 

[Kaat72]

Do I really have to choose?

 

[Enahmir]

Do we really have a choice?

 

[no one]

Do we?

 

[Enahmir]

Could it be they only let us think we do by calling it a democracy?

 

[psionandy]

Isn't it more like an elected oligarchy?

 

[olbriar]

Has no one had a question in the past week?

 

[Kaat72]

Can someone help me please?

 

[Clementine_3]

What would you like help with?

 

[Kaat72]

Do you have any painting skills?

 

[Clementine_3]

Can you better describe 'skills'?

 

[nyydynasty]

i thought it was spelled 'Skillz', no?

 

[no one]

In what language?

 

[no one]

Would I have to butcher said language?

 

[Clementine_3]

Should I grill or broil that cut of language?

 

[Clementine_3]

Vegans can be grilled or broiled, can't they?

 

[no one]

Who in their right mind would choose to be a vegan?

 

[olbriar]

If you aren't in your right mind, are you in your left?

 

[psionandy]

If you're too open minded, does your brain leak out?

 

[Kaat72]

Would that make you a zombie?

 

[Clementine_3]

If you're a zombie and your brains are already leaking out do you still have to be shot in the head?

 

[amarie82]

Where else would we shoot you?

 

[no one]

Crap for brains in life, crap for brains in death. Maybe shoot them in the crapper?

 

[Clementine_3]

Your potty mouth seems to have killed the thread, you happy now?

 

[no one]

Do you think when they invented the Kisses, they briefly thought of naming the the Hershey Squirts?