Speak only in questions

[tommo47]

Who enjoys going round in circles?

 

[amarie82]

Is it a ride at a theme park?

 

[Davdi]

Or just very uneven ground?

 

[amarie82]

Are we building something?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Are we building something?

Are we using Lincoln Logs of Leggos!

 

[Clementine_3]

Can I use my old metal Erector Set?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Will you share the set with the rest of us who have missing parts from ours?

 

[Clementine_3]

Didn't your mother tell you to be careful and put all the little parts in a baggie?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

… ..but…… but, but what if i lost the baggie?

 

[amarie82]

Well have you not been able to find it?

 

[no one]

If you find it, will you be stuck holding it?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

If you find it, will you be stuck holding it?

Do I have to hold it or can i give it to somebody else?

 

[amarie82]

Who would you give it to?

 

[no one]

Can you?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Could I?

 

[amarie82]

May I?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

May I?

Shouldnt that read "Mother May I?"?

 

[Clementine_3]

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

… ..do you mean "the MOTHAH -BOMB!"?

 

[Clementine_3]

Shouldn't you ask Roger Waters and David Gilmour?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Do you mean Roger Rabbit?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Is there no absolutely free apps/stuff anymore?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Is there no absolutely free apps/stuff anymore?

With or without a poop-load of ads?

 

[amarie82]

Wouldn't it depend on what type of apps you were getting?

 

[psionandy]

IF a man’s home is his castle, AND every man is an island, HOW many roads must a man walk down before he is truly a man (island) IF he is heading home BUT can’t cross the same river twice?






(via Alice Fraser on Twitter)