Speak only in questions

[Kaat72]

Bring me a nice shrubbery first, will ya?

 

[Hadron]

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies?

 

[lectraplayer]

Why does my wife get suspicious when I get naked?

 

[olbriar]

Is it because you are on your neighbors porch?

 

[Unforgiven]

Why do I think it best I go to bed?

 

[EarlyMon]

You don't like porch parties?

 

[amarie82]

Is anyone grilling?

 

[EarlyMon]

Grilling some steaks or suspects?

 

[Dandeliondust]

Wouldn't steaks taste better though?

 

[amarie82]

Where are the drinks?

 

[EarlyMon]

Have you tried the monkey bars?

 

[amarie82]

Are they by the slides?

 

[lectraplayer]

When will I get to swing?

 

[BuckyOhair]

Wasn't it your turn already?

 

[lectraplayer]

Didn't somebody else get a play in?

 

[BuckyOhair]

I'm sorry, were we suppose to share?

 

[Clementine_3]

Don't you know that sharing is caring?

 

[Kaat72]

What exactly are we sharing here (besides our precious time)?

 

[Clementine_3]

A few laughs, idle chit-chat and the aforementioned swing?

 

[lectraplayer]

Was that a question Clementine or a statement?

 

[Clementine_3]

How could you not know that it was a question?

 

[Kaat72]

Isn't a question just a sentence ending with a question mark?

 

[EarlyMon]

Is that what you think?

 

[Kaat72]

Aren't most questions here rhetorical?

 

[amarie82]

Haven't we already discussed this?