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Stinky's the new Pied Piper

Hahahaha...A cockroach farm....only in China. Are these Mandarin speaking fugitive roaches going to board an Air China 747, and go and find Stinky?


Stinky Stinky... they're on their way to you...:thumb:
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:D

Hehehehehee! :D

You are guys are just too funny ek se! :)

You know how funny this title is to me? :)

You know I am called "The Pied Piper" at "work" right? :D

The other teachers call me the "Piper" because they can't understand how good I am with the lighties. :)

(Lightie is a slang word for "small fry" :D heheh! :D)

I say to them:

"Hey lightie!!! Your shoe laces are untied! :D)

But their shoe laces are not untied and they look and they laugh their little trolly backsides off! heh! :)

And then I show them on my phone my avatar picture with the cockroach on the lead.

And then some freak out when they see the roach coach but the 1 or 2 think it is hilarious and ask me is that my pet? :D:D:D:D:D

xD

heh!

And then I say nope! :D

This is some one else who is very lucky to have such a cool pet.

That is my nick name at work! :D

The Piper!! :D

xD

I am gonna rent "The Pink Panther" (old cartoon version. :)) on my way to work today - they have wtahced this same dvd I would say about 10 million times! :D

lmao!

I say to them:

"aren't you guys BORED of this one? :D"

and then they all scream:

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

haha. :)

They don't like the word lightie though!

I only started to see they want to be "big" or "adult" like so called "adults" are meant to be but are not.

I don't like being called sir for example.

And they quickly learned not to call me sir!

Every time you call me "sir" 10 push ups for you! :):):):)
 
Do those push ups man!!!!!

FASTER I SAID! :D

NO!

NOT on your KNEES maggot!

NOW you do it with ONE arm now for your monkey business!!! :D:D:D:D

xD

They love it! :)

Hahahaha! :D

lmao!

Now since the word has spread like wild fire all over the school I had about another 5 come with their R25 (about 2.50 dollars :D) because they know from watching on the sides how much fun we have! :D

("let me in! let me in man!!!! PLEAASSE!! :D)

So then I am like okay cool! :)

WELCOME ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN! :D

Then I play this song and they can't stop laughing!


And then when the time comes and says:

"YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY WOOOOOORDS!!!!"

I pretend to be like some kind of Army general that can do no wrong and they can't stop laughing! :D

They dig my music!

I told them I am the BEST at Air Guitar! (:D:D:D:D)

They laughed when they saw me doing my wanna be air guitar solo! :)

But the day they saw me playing REAL guitar they suddenly realised I was in reality the reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix himself! :D

The eyes went like this when I played that electric Squire:

:eek::eek::eek:

heh!

xD
 
No wayz bruizer!

I finally after coming out of my creepy stooper I was in I finally realised what this mindless thread is about!!!

I am NOT the Pied Piper when it comes to ROACHES!!!!

They can take away our poops.... they can take away our rotten food in the garbage we so lovingly eat... but ONE thing they will NEVER take away is......

OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

:unhappy:

:double-mad:

:triple-mad:

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For FREEEEDOM!!!!!!!!

Run FREE my ROACH COACH KINGS!!!!!!!!

RUN RUN RUNNN!!!!

Raaaargh!

Come my children attack these crazy human beings!!!!

How DARE they lock us up!

Who do these 2 legged weirdos think they are!?!?!

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For marshmallows and other stuff!

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Hey Stinkerooney, I suggest you take the cockroaches to Texas! They'll be right at home there. Did you know that roaches in Texas are like 3" long...and FLY?!! They do. I found out the hard way--I swatted at one with a broom, it took exception to that, and after I'd run across the room it FLEW and hit me in the forehead. :eek:

PS Dude, if you ever make it over here to California, leave the roaches behind. Thanks. :rofl:
 
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Oh my God MoodyBlues!!! :D

You crack me up bruizer! :D

heh!

The last time some one tried to stand on a cock roach I almost freaked out trying to save the ppoor innocent roaches good life.

Son of a gun!

The guy thought I was some kind of crazy nut bag! :mad:

(:D)

Have you guys seen "Lazgo the bog standard SA lizard that is everywhere in the country"? :)

Wow this lizard is too tame and I am not surprised this poor crazy guy got stood on!

Sheesh!

Lazgo... human beings are very stupid and not to be trusted!

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Such a beautiful little guy.

:-)

Way too tame though!

Started scaring him / her because it does not want to move out the path way!!!

I am not surprised he got stood on!

:'-(

If you look you can see on his right (or the left on the photo) that his body is... slightly... open or crushed.

Shaame man.

:-(

Poor guy.

But he should have learned the FIRST time he got stood on!!!!

Good Lord!

I have to bloody well tap his fat belly just to get him to go back into the bushes!

Wow he is going to get stood on again.

>:-/

He must learn to move away because humans don't care and humans are not to be trusted. :)
 
Way, way down in China's land
Let my people go.
We see Stinky's guiding hand
Let my people go.

Texas would be a good place.

The suckers fly in the Domenican Republic, too.
 
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