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Yeahha "Ricoo .What are you doing here "

Rico "Hanging around "

Yeahha thinks "cool .More the merrier "

.......
 
Yeahha "one question tho, we didn't keep the area that you were in pressurized or with oxygen so how exactly did you not die on the trip thus far?"

Rico thinks for a moment then replies...
 
Rico:..."havent you heard of Senzu Beans?"

Yeahha:.."No but crawl up from under there and gimme some!"

Karan The DPR:.." gee, Wally, I donno if id trust Senzu Beans after theyve been exposed to intergallactical gamma rays for the lightyear travel we just made!...

Yeahha:"yeah?...what will happen to you if you do eat them?

K the D:....just look at Rico now.....

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...Yeahha and K the DPR loads the beers, straps back into their seats, seals the shuttle...rico crawls back under the belly of the craft and latches on....Vrrroooommme!..SCREEEEEEEETCH!..we're here!
 
Yeahha looks at K the DPR and says "Uh I think we went to far, there is a sign and it says "Milliways" I think this is a restaurant

K the DPR just shakes his head and says "Rico wanna beer?"

Rico responds..
 
... BURRRRRP!... sure!!! we still have more?...i gotta peeee... (rico thought they packed all the beers down below for his consumption only.....)

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K the DPR "Rico could you bring a case up with you?"

Rico "Uhh....there aren't any left"

Yeahha "WHAT!!!1!!"

Rico "I drank them, come on I really gotta pee, lets go into milliways"

So they entered Milliways and saw a big sign that said "Welcome to the end of the universe" Rico started looking for the bathroom when...
 
Big Millie steps into view. and belches... "whadda ya haaaav'n?"..\
then she gave Yeahha a good lookingover and said" "Hey sweet cheeks! Welcome to Milliways,, I'm Milly, and you can have your way with me ANY time!"... then...

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K the DPR jumps in front of Yeahha and says "Hi Millie I am Karan the DPR, but you can call me DP ;) think I can have my way?"

Millie looks at him and says...
 
...are YOOO STARING AT my chestes'es? "the twins are for that mayan only and notchoo!.....Then Millie knocked KARAN the DPR OFF his spaceboots when "Chester and Lester" bounced him as she swooped in on Yeahha
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Thinking on his feet, and perhaps not the best decision, Yeahha says "Sorry lady I am with him" and points at the drunk Rico.

Rico says "ahhhh I don't need to use the bathroom anymore, got a laundrymat?"

Soon Yeahha, K the DPR, and Rico were back in the spaceship bruised and smelling of 'ode de Rico' and Yeahha says ...
 
Wheewwww! That was close! Karan tthe dpr was soaking and pouting because he was snubbed by Millie and the twins... Rico was airing out underneath the spaceshuttle ....."are we there yet? Rico yelled...
 
Karan yelled back "we haven't left yet we are sitting in the parking lot" Rico asked "Where are we going" Yeahha responded "We didn't discuss that any ideas" Rico said...
 
"I think we missed the exit lets go find some aliens" Rico replied "I don't want to go to Mexico that border is a pain to cross" Karan then says "I've got it lets go to the Mexico of outer space also known as...
 
Yeahha and Rico say in unison "We got to get beer first" and they were off after a quick stop at the gas station and everything was going fine until...
 
Rico saw a box of Astro Brand Milk Bones!...rico went "ape schick" because he havent had ths brand in 200 moon-months...rico begged KARAN the DPR to.
 
Stop and let him out, karan did stop and let him out then Yeahha locked the door and they went back on their way leaving rico with his milk bones behind, or so they thought, little did Yeahha or Karan realize but Rico had tethered himself to the ship and was being towed by the ship until he finally...
 
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