STORY GAME RECAP! HERE'S YOUR CREATION THUS FAR!
(..A true story initiated by BigB3456 and Forum...)
One day.... not long ago, a tribe of women... Were walking down the highway On their way to a river.
They walked over a small hill only to find.... A group of midgets who were.. enjoying a pig roast. This was not a normal pig though, it was.... a flying pig talks because those types of flying pigs live... In Antarctica with the...snow. Snow always makes pigs talk. After seeing the midgets the group decided to stop looking down on people.
Accompanied by a bright flash and a DeLorian came out of nowhere and the door opened and a kid that looked like a young Michael J Fox came out and said
"what the hell,
oops!" and got back in and drove down the highway and disappeared again and then a big semi came to a screeching hault and a truck driver hopped out with his chimpanzee side-kick. they asked, "Having a good morning, ladies?" and then the truck driver and his monkey pulled out machetes and killed all the ladies except for one, named Victoria, and then they hopped back in their truck and roared off, laughing all the way, and then Victoria said "Is there a doctor in the house ?"
Then suddenly ....there was a flash of light and she was transported suddenly to a large green tent with a doctor and several wounded patients on beds all over the place and she realized that she had traveled back in time to Austria during the tail end of WWII and a doctor jumped when he saw her and asked. . . "are those real?". Victoria was shocked but flattered and said
"of course they're....""...my secret",
She winked and pulled out a....44 Magnum. She waved it in front of...Peter the doctor .
"Any last words",she said."Kamikaze..." And Peter the doctor lunged at her, drawing a rusty medical scalpel as his weapon. They stared into each other's eyes Dragonball Z style. Then Peter said,
"This is not going anywhere .
Lets settle this over a game of Strip Ludo"
And the dice is rolled ...... Of course, Victoria had no clue what Ludo was, so she...... Shot Peter. As he died he said...
"Victoria,.... *gasp*..... I..... am ..... your...... father...."
Victoria was clearly shocked at this brand new 100% fresh plot twist. Peter's dying words continued, "you should know the truth about your origins... go to the --- "Mountain which looks like a mole-hill and contact Mole No. 62 .He is ........."
(Breaks the fourth wall) a total flaming idiot, but he is also. . . "a rodeo clown . Ask him about ......." why he loves to dress up in women's clothing and smear lipstick on his face while he dances in front of his living room window for the passersby, but only on Fridays, and also ask him about. . . .
(srry 9to5cynic )
"The Pyramid of Osiris and Hanging Ghosts of Babloscion "
Victoria " ???????? "
Peter "Just pulling your leg .Ask the dude about the "
And peter Dies .
All Victoria has is one 34 sided dice
She wonders ........... what it does as she rolls it and it lands on #2. Suddenly it disappears and a genie appears in its place.
"Why helllooooooooo, little lady! My how nice it is to be out of that dice! You have 2 wishes, what will the first one be?"
And Victoria says. . . "Banko Tomolo Tripoli Binkoi Tuzumpu " Genie " Beep error "
And suddenly hundreds upon hundreds of fat, ugly moles fall from the sky, their already dead carcasses raining down upon the genie and Victoria. They head for cover into a cave, where they make mad ravenous love. After the mole rain ends, the genie says, "Okay, come on, you have one more wish left. I gotta be somewhere." So Victoria says
Victoria "Once more "
genie "Peter's daughter is crazy as him"
Genie "So long "
Victoria quickly takes a video and uploads it on YouTube.and then........ realizes that there is no youtube because it's WWII (remember, Victoria, you stupid idiot?), and so she leaves her camera behind and walks out of the cave and sees a beautiful house in the distance sitting on top of a huge mountain and so she says "Genie, Genie, come back!" and the genie appears and says "What do you want, I was about to take a dump" and she says "My last wish is to go to that house!" and the Genie says, "Um, well," and so Victoria says "Now!" and so the Genie snaps his fingers and she appears in front of the house and it has a huge sign that says "Eagles Nest" and she remembers from history class that it was Hitler's house in the mountains, and she looks up at a window and sees a little guy with a Hitler 'stache, and she walks up to the front door and. . .
She is teleported to 2011 .She meets Dax Victoria "Who are you ? "Dax " E equals mc squared "and then damn you
She reappears at Eagles Nest and this guy in an SS uniform says "Sie sind sch
