Story game

[karandpr]

Becomes a huge closet.stinky performs his humbaya moi dance .......

(Figure what dpr stands for now )

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...which conjoured up "Zombi-KARAN The DPR!" Fierced from being disturbed of his 1,000 year sleep he lashed out lightning bolts and clapping thunder and said at the top of his voice:..."I AM ZOMBI KARAN! The D P R!......WHOoooo dares to.....?."

(yeah, what is dpr?)

 

[Yeahha]

Then stops because stinky shoots it in the head. Stinky smiles and proclaims "I showed that zombi-KARAN...

(DPR??)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

..yeah, They say that cat stinky is one Baaaaaaad mutha f(SHUTCHO MOUTH!)

..

 

[Yeahha]

Just then Rico walks in and sees the body of the zombi-KARAN on the ground dead, he starts to cry and yells "MOM!!! Who did this? Who the eff did this?" Stinky looks at him and glares still holding the gun and says...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

.....go ahead......make my day....then Rico scurrries away under his mommas pink housecoat....

 

[Yeahha]

And then comes back holding a bloody automatic 6 shot RPG and lands one directly in stinky's belly, but when the smoke clears stinky is...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

#######.........We interupt this program for a very important message!.......#####....please stand by...........

 

[Yeahha]

Phases has changed his avatar...now back to the story...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Phases has changed his avatar...now back to the story...

....then Yeajakker smootches stinky and sez..."stinky! Wake up! You were having a bad dream!".. Stinky sat up and said "whew!....i dreamed that..."

 

[Member243850]

(lol! I love reading this section! It beats the news thats for sure! xD)

....."There was a Raptor trying to eat the flesh off my bones...

But before it could eat me alive, I got up and ran for my life!
And we all know how us humans can out run raptors!!

Phew! That was a close one!"

xD



Then Rico ANDROID appeared on the scene and decided that Stinky had the IQ of a 6 year old and locked Stinky up for being a danger to society for being an idoit...

So then Stinky rotted in the crusty and disease ridden jail cell and he became somebodies prison bitch...

But to everyone's great amusement and surprise Yeahjakker and Rico ANDROID decided to jailbreak their.....

(I will laugh my ass off if someone says iPhone!!)

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...IPHONE" to see if they could adjust the band so thatt its vibration will shake the cell door open and liberate Stinky from the loving hands of Big Bubba Brown whose spooning Sinky at this very moment....then suddenly the iphone rang and...

 

[karandpr]

Stinky lost his ass .He now was without his booty .Yeahjakker filmed the whole thing and uploaded it on you tube . However .....

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Rico's ANDROID told Stinky to bend over for a big surprise!..Stinky bent over, Rico whipped out his BIG Boom brush and painted stinkys butt many colors to camaflauge the "misssing cheeks" as a result of losing his ass when someone said "iphone"....anyway, when the paint dried and...
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[karandpr]

Early Mon summoned Rico to his lair in the Dragon's tomb .He wanted an ass just like Stinky's .Rico however rejected on grounds ............

 

[Rico ANDROID]

The EARLYMON'S boof had a harvest of dingle berries not yet picked! And its a federal offense to paint a boof with an unharvested crop... So Th e' EarlyMon said he would...[Hide]

"..WAIT!..let'em ripen a few more days!
Dont pick'em yet!..."
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[Yeahha]

Lock this thread if we don't abide by the rules but then Rico decided to bribe earlymon with the iPhone. To everyone's surprise earlymon accepted but Rico had secretly rigged the iPhone before and when earlymon touched it the iPhone fused with him, not unlike yeahjakker's fusion and earlymon became the dreaded iMod, who began to...

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...terrorize all forumists who has an android device... EarlyMon, I mean,...

"IMOD" started with Phases and phased him out!...his taste for power got insatiable...next he went fourth..

 

[Yeahha]

To take on Rob, but all the guides were there to protect Rob when all of a sudden ...

 

[highjakker]

ricoberry appeared out of nowhere to challenge imod. imod asked, "who are you?" and ricoberry replied "i am the spawn of rico who mated with a blackberry. NOW, KNEEL BEFORE MY MINISCULE SCREEN AND....."

 

[Rico ANDROID]

...pay due homage to my omnipresence...

"Ricoberry- the Spawn" menacingly demanded in a raspy tone of authority....then IMOD knealed...and..

 

[karandpr]

backstabbed rico .
Rico :Et tu Early ...........

Meanwhile Stinky and yeahjakker ...........

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Went to Ricos defense and wrestled the IMOD TO THE GROUND...Stinky started pushing buttons and changed the IMOD's base band, swithcing imod from a he to a she...

 

[highjakker]

and that turned on ricoberry! he began rubbing his tracball against imod's touchscreen and began slapping imod on her battery cover.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

......and in that tiny raspy voice...ricoberry yelled as loud and vocal as he could to imod:...

"SAY my name!<slap slap>...WHOOOOOOSE-YO Daddeh?.....imod got into dah groove... Then hijakker, I mean yeahjakker wanted in on some of this, so they overpowered ricoberry and went to town and BACK on the imod...