Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[karandpr]

Yet Another Forum Game

The rules are simple

The first Poster posts an answer .The next poster must reply the question and an answer for the next poster .

The questions and answers are required to be stupid

e.g

A1 : Phandroid is hiring clowns

Q1: How to increase the Forum Games activity ?

A2 : Rico purchased a box of detergent

and it begins

Q2 : Why is Stinky afraid of Rico

A3 : 9to5cynic is a romance novelist

 

[9to5cynic]

Q3: My current occupation is as what?

A4: A cat jumped right at him!

 

[karandpr]

Q4 : Why did TxGoat remove his cat avatar ?

A5 : Yeahha sold a raccoon .

 

[9to5cynic]

Q5: Where is my raccoon?

A6: It's behind you and to the left.

 

[karandpr]

Q6 : Where is my top secret hideout ?

A7 : I have two shoes .

 

[marc12868]

Q7: How many shoes do you have?

A8: Rico did it.

 

[karandpr]

Q8 : Who tied marc to the pole

A9 : 12868 bunnies .

 

[marc12868]

Q9: How many bunnies did 9to5 kill?

A10: Yes 9to5 did ask karan to marry him.

 

[karandpr]

Q10: Which is the best lie you can come up with ?

A11 : marc has no sole .

 

[marc12868]

Q11: Whats wrong with my shoes?

A12: WUB WUB WUB

 

[karandpr]

Q12 : Whos there ?!!

A13 : The sky is blue .

 

[marc12868]

Q13: What color is the sky in this alternate universe?

A14: Kentucky fried chicken!

 

[karandpr]

Q14:What happened to the chicken that crossed the road ?

A15 : The Mole Collective .

 

[agentc13]

Q15- Who let the dragoons in here?

A16- Why yes, Frisco does have tourettes.

 

[karandpr]

Q16 : Is Frisco one of the clowns Rob hired ?

A17 : Rico is the main attraction .

 

[agentc13]

Q17- How doez Rico fit into all of this?

A18- Eat the message, not the messenger.

 

[9to5cynic]

Q18: What did marc speak about at the "Not Quite a Saying Seminar"?

A19: Everyone loves headphones.

 

[marc12868]

Q19: Who loves headphones?

A20: TxGoat found Karan there.

 

[agentc13]

Q20- Why did Marcus Bones inquire about the Dragoon Lair?

A21- Well, it has to do with how hard you squeeze and the number of people involved.

 

[marc12868]

Q21: How hard is it to make lemonade from scratch.

A22: Life is like a box of chocolates.

 

[karandpr]

Q22 : What to do of my wife ?

A23 : Three wet towels and an ice cream .

 

[agentc13]

Q23- What do you need to take when hitchhiking across the universe?

A24- Well, robots don't have to follow that rule.

 

[karandpr]

Q24 : Should we stop killing the aliens

A25 : I have two bottles up for sale .

 

[agentc13]

Q25- What happened to the AF supply of buffalo seed?

A26- No, he likes it when you do that.

 

[TxGoat]

Q26- Can you please type out a sentence with at least 1 typo?

A27- Yes, because that's the way Nature intended.