Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[Codegerm]

What is a brand of Sunscreen lotion?




balance wheel.

 

[general eclect]

What should I do if one of my front tyres is wearing unevenly?



Blowing bubbles.

 

[Davdi]

How Many Beans Make Five?

42

 

[rabidhunter]

How many clowns were invited to this crazy party?

A barrel of monkeys, two swans, and a package of gum

 

[sammyz]

Who was at the party last night?

Bathroom lights went out.

 

[Davdi]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Teapot

 

[highjakker]

what did you last pee in?

a pillow.

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

What gives you the willies?

Duck!

 

[Davdi]

Who was Kilroy?

A penguin.