Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[septembersrain]

Q. Is coffee making you a spaz?

A. There is no I in We.

 

[karandpr]

Q : Is there an I in you ?

A : Three monkeys in a line .

 

[Yeahha]

What is the funniest thing you've seen today?

Then I said "I'll be sure to let your mom know"

 

[karandpr]

Q : Have you heard about yeahha selling off his TB ...

A : Five fingers dipped in cheese .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. Would you like some cheese with that wine?

A. The banks are stealing money.

 

[karandpr]

Q . Where did our money robbed from banks go ?

A . River Banks.

 

[brotherswing]

What was that adult film starlet's name again?

A fire sale.

 

[karandpr]

Q: Why are all the pyro practitioners here ?\

A: One gram of your crushed ribs .

 

[Yeahha]

What makes this shot taste so good?

Winston Churchill wearing a dress

 

[karandpr]

What is yeahha dressing up for the annual costume party ?

Eyedrops ,thrice in each nostril

 

[cammykool]

Q: Yeahha

A: septembersrain

 

[karandpr]

Q What do you call rain ,in April ?

A a 50cc scooter with 12 mirrors .

 

[cammykool]

what do you call a jeep with no transmittion?

a 22 Cal rifle

 

[karandpr]

Q Why didnt you eat the rifle ?

A: Ninja Mechas .

 

[Yeahha]

What got beat by the pirate mechas?

MIUI and donuts

 

[brotherswing]

What's the breakfast of champions?

Boxers or briefs?

 

[karandpr]

What is the latest Ice cream flavor ?

Hunters and dancers .

 

[sammyz]

Q:Is it raining outside?

A:Go check the basement.

 

[sleedeane]

Q: where is my stupid phone?
A: I thought I could.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: Why did you throw your phone into your windshield?

A: A monkey, a donkey, and an elephant

 

[AntimonyER]

What are Mimzy's favorite foods?

6 polka dancers on a tightrope.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: What is the best dream you had in the past week?

A: It seemed like a good idea at the time...until we left the ER

 

[septembersrain]

Q. How many things can you steal on a visit to the hospital?

A. Money doesn't grow on trees.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: Will you grow me a dollar?

A: That isn't drawn to scale

 

[sammyz]

Q: Susan walks 30 miles from home to school. Bobby walks 15x miles to school. Use the figure above to help you figure the difference between the distance Susan and Bobby walks to school.

A: Mario.