Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[Yeahha]

What's more a million or 9000?

Captain ketchup on the porch with an egg

 

[karandpr]

Who ninjaed Yeahha ?

Three cups of water .

 

[Yeahha]

How much does your pool hold?

When I wipe I see blood

 

[brotherswing]

Did you eat Taco Bell last night?

About six and a half pounds.

 

[karandpr]

How big is your plan ?

The head is on fire .

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

What happened to your car?!

Big fan.

 

[Yeahha]

Why is it so loud and windy in here?

I broke the unbreakable cup...

 

[brotherswing]

Why did Madame Blavatski curse you?

Sausage gravy over French toast.

 

[Roze]

Q: What most men demand for their breakfast

A: scratching an itch in public

 

[Yeahha]

What is your favorite way to make someone uncomfortable?

I blew up so many of them

 

[no one]

What are bathrooms?


The pink

 

[agentc13]

Where did 9to5 put his hat?


3 mice and a forgotten sock.

 

[Yeahha]

So what was in that chest you picked up from the side of the road?

A bullet and a firecracker

 

[agentc13]

What does Yeahha use to load his colt .45?


It's not normal, but I refuse to be by myself.

 

[brotherswing]

Why do you keep a duck in your pants?

All that's left is a puddle.

 

[TxGoat]

Q: Why did you start using plastic sheets after your vivid dream about Niagra falls?

A: Because Stinky started posting weird messages on my profile page.

 

[Yeahha]

Frisco why is you visitor messages turned off?

Hey that isn't a duck...

 

[karandpr]

Caesar by jove ?

it was gbiggie .

 

[Yeahha]

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

No it is a guitar not a fish

 

[brotherswing]

Have you seen my new chromatic tuna?

It was terrible! Ping pong balls everywhere!

 

[agentc13]

Have you seen Yeahha's place lately?

Just don't pick at it so hard next time.

 

[Yeahha]

Does this look infected?

Cancer or Leo I can't remember

 

[brotherswing]

What's the sign for August?

It's covered in drool.

 

[Yeahha]

Why are you looking at me like that?

So long and thanks for all the fish

 

[brotherswing]

What was that dolphin musical?


Six pieces, none of them pretty.