Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[karandpr]

Q : Did the mysterious lady stole the popcorn

A : Caramel and Bananas .

 

[Yeahha]

Q. What are you two favorite vegetables?

A. It erupted then we ate noodles

 

[karandpr]

Q : What did you at the volcanic forge ?

A : it was yeahha with two ladies .

 

[Yeahha]

Q. Did I tell you about that really awkward...um...encounter I had about 6 years ago?

A. She really did just burst on fire

 

[TheAtheistReverend]

Did she just light a fart?

Two left feet and all thumbs.

 

[Frisco]

Square Dancing Bowlers at 6 on Channel 9.

Offended by the kilt, he soaked his bagpipe in gin.

 

[Yeahha]

Did you hear what EP did after seeing the new "mini-kilt" craze?

Woah buddy...too far...you never say that to a pregnant hippo

 

[HanSolo]

What did my friend tell me after the McDonald's manager slapped me?

I got poop on my fingers, that's what happened!

 

[Yeahha]

What happened the last time you pet your dog?

2 explosions, the second one chipped a tooth

 

[brotherswing]

What happened when you tried pop rocks and coke?

Hey That's not a duck!

 

[Yeahha]

Want to touch my quacker?

He went postal then asked for a raise

 

[karandpr]

What happened after you slept with your employee's girlfriend ... ?

2000 and counting

 

[Yeahha]

What year was it?

Beer and then moar beer

 

[brotherswing]

Why does my head feel like it was dipped in glue?

The platypus

 

[Yeahha]

If you could have an exotic pet what would you choose?

A straw, a mirror, and 7 toy poodles

 

[brotherswing]

What did the state police find in your trunk?

CAFFEINE!!!!!

 

[karandpr]

What did Archimedes say when he was in bathtub ?

There are love pigeons and rabid falcons ....

 

[Yeahha]

Have you ever heard of Japan?

I don't care that she is a baby it is still hers

 

[karandpr]

So you are saying that monster truck belongs to the neighbor's 2 yr old baby

I see Baboons stretching their legs .

 

[Yeahha]

Do you see the ducks?

It smells like beer, fried food, and gasoline.

 

[no one]

Can you describe christmas at your house?


Kiss my grits

 

[karandpr]

What do you do with those grits ?

Ninjas and Giant mechas will arrive by noon

 

[no one]

Do they need a ride?


Rotten egg milkshakes

 

[karandpr]

Whats the secret of Goku's strength .

I believe a million is over Nine thousand .

 

[no one]

What did Louis Farrakhan say before his speech?


3 As and 2 Ds