Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[9to5cynic]

Q: What are you doing at the Yak store?

A: Oh come on, that's not funny.

 

[Yeahha]

Hahaha Someone replaced your lube with super glue?

I wasn't ninja'd

 

[agentc13]

Q: Why don't you get married?

A: Not until she takes it to the cleaner.

 

[doctorfrylock]

Q: Where did my pizza go?
A: Pickles and bananas make a great smoothie.

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: What ingredients make a great smoothie?

A: Not the red one!

 

[karandpr]

Q : Should I press that button ?

Spoiler

Red knobs light - YouTube

A : Scarlet not ruby

 

[9to5cynic]

What button do I press?

A: Strings make up everything!

 

[agentc13]

Q: Have you ever heard of particle physics?

A: It always get cold when he enters the room.

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: It's gotten chilly just now, hasn't it?
A: Pokemon hat.

 

[karandpr]

Q what's the latest solid investment these days

A gotta catch them all

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: How many hats are you gonna get?

A: Vomit.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: What type spray are you wearing today?

A: Time was out half an hour ago

 

[doctorfrylock]

Q: How do i turn back on time?

A :Oranges make a great wristband.

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: When did the clock stop?

A: Streetlights need to be painted before dark.

 

[Yeahha]

Q Boss if they cut the power how are we gonna see to work?

A 400 naked midgets

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: Sir, is there anything in the car I need to know about? (police officer says to yeahha )


A: It's not mine. That is not mine!

 

[Yeahha]

Q Sir, why do you have all those midgets?

A I never missed it until I had it removed

 

[agentc13]

Q: Why is this large black latex object in your luggage sir?

A: Nine large mice and one blind giraffe.

 

[Yeahha]

Q So if you could have any pets in the world what would you choose?

A No that wasn't the right one

 

[karandpr]

Q is the blind giraffe on the right ?

A that was a cynic selling wigs

 

[Yeahha]

Q Anyone know where I can get a merkin?

A Google is not your friend

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: hey, my friend google is having a party - wanna go with me?

A: You need a mint.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: Does this dress make my butt look big?

A: Wow you really are that dumb

 

[doctorfrylock]

Q: who? 9to5cynic?

A: somebody's watchin our every move

 

[9to5cynic]

Q: Do you know where I can by a hat, I'm looking for one made of tinfoil...?

A: The city lights are out.