Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[karandpr]

Q : Checkmate ?

A : Wafer thin and soul reaper

 

[septembersrain]

Q. How many...

A. I forgot what I was going to say.

 

[karandpr]

Q : How effective is this memory enhancer machine you invented ?

A : Hagar the horrible and Popeye

 

[septembersrain]

Q. How many smurfs can you fit in your time machine?

A. It tastes like snozzburries.

 

[karandpr]

Q : What do snozzberries taste like ?

A : The Space Eel is responsible .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. Will the space eel eat all the snozzburries?

A. My moniker is too big for my body. Kinda.

 

[karandpr]

Q : Can we call you All hail ,the great communist Leader in command of third division Paper clips fella ?

A : Eyedrops and milkshake .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. Who's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

A. Fries are delicious.

 

[karandpr]

Q : What do you have in Fat free breakfast ?

A : A toothbrush .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. What's the best toothbrush out there?

A. Armadillos.

 

[brotherswing]

Q. Texas pets known for liking beer?


A. The French

 

[karandpr]

Q : Who invented the Italian Pizza ?

A : on the roof with three penguins

 

[brotherswing]

Where was Yeahha last night?

He ran out of beer.

 

[karandpr]

That made me :rofl:

Q Why did they come down ?

A An alchemist and a witch doctor .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. Do you believe in the paranormal?

A. I puke rainbows.

 

[karandpr]

Q : Are you nyan cat ?

A : Mangekyou Sharingan or Conjunctivitis .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. What is the best anime ever?

A. I don't smell rotten eggs.

 

[Yeahha]

Is there a ninja here...?

Party fowl

 

[karandpr]

Q : Did the chicken made to the party in time ?

A : Punny and funny stirred with licorice .

 

[septembersrain]

Q. What is a gross candy?

A. These trees taste like Forest Gump.

 

[Yeahha]

So how close were you to Forrest Gump?

I dropped my bass

 

[septembersrain]

Q. Who dropped the beat way low?

A. Eating sounds like a good idea right now.

 

[agentc13]

Q: What do you think you will do after you get that stomach stapling surgery done?

A: I left it next to the one-eyed cat.

 

[septembersrain]

Q. What surgical device is needed to remove a felines bulbus oculi?

A. My hat is a nice fedora.

 

[Yeahha]

Is that an evil fedora you are wearing?

There are clowns in my coffee