Stupid Answer ,Stupid Question

[Yeahha]

Q: If you could spend one night with any video game character who would you choose

A: The pinata was not full of candy

 

[septembersrain]

Q. What do you use to transport illegal goods from one country to another?

A. Time is relative.

 

[karandpr]

Q: How come you can waste so much time on Forum Games ?

A: Hakuna matata

 

[Yeahha]

Q: What is a wonderful phrase?

A: its not a bird its a plane

 

[karandpr]

Q: Is Don Flamingo a bird ?

A: Lisping Lips lipstick lynched list listing lisps.

 

[Yeahha]

Q: what should I name my punk rock-neo folk fusion band?

A: if I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

 

[sammyz]

Q: Don't worry about it!

A: PC is way better than Mac.

 

[karandpr]

Q : Do you think 1+1=2 ?

A : Its a conspiracy !!

 

[Yeahha]

Q: Why do FG players keep going green?

A: Two words "Repeative Stress Injury"

 

[sammyz]

Q: Why does my dad's back always hurt?

A: LG optimus series

 

[Yeahha]

Q: what android phones got sued after Apple bought the rights to transformers?

A. A snot rocket and a tulip

 

[karandpr]

Q What did sammyz want for his birthday?

A A wad of chewing gum and a pipe wrench

 

[sammyz]

Q: what did tres want for Christmas?

A: apple's finally getting sued!!

 

[karandpr]

(On side note I did want a wad of chewing gum and a pipe wrench for christmas ....)

Q Do you think sammyz can out lie TxGoat .

A 9to5cynic followed by T'resezk followed by TxGoat..

 

[sammyz]

Q: who will post next?

A: T-Mobile and MetroPCS

(Btw I own a metropcs phone and metropcs is not in the android dictionary and T-Mobile is.....)

 

[karandpr]

Q: What did sammyz acquire in his latest acquisition ?

A: Three vouchers for the kids .

 

[Yeahha]

How will you be paying for the kids in the kids meal ?

Now with real dog!

 

[general eclect]

Catfood?


Project Blue Book.

 

[septembersrain]

Cars.

Why is are my socks?

 

[kate]

What keeps you warm and comfy?

Bread dough.

 

[general eclect]

(Hey septembersrain, you're doing it wrong! Read the first post )


What's that smell?


Spiralling out of control.

 

[Codegerm]

What is a dizzy iOS7 user doing?

Jello.

 

[general eclect]

Which Dead Kennedy?


Shortbread.

 

[Codegerm]

What kind of cookies are Trefoils?


Rum.

 

[general eclect]

Yo ho ho and a bottle of WHAT!!!





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