I have flown offshore to drilling platforms to repair the a/c unit.
My first flight I got into the craft and the pilot says:
Pilot - Ever flew in a helo before ?
Me- Nope
P- lets go over the basics first, never stand behind the craft as I can not see you there
M - shakes my head yes
P- when we land on the platform get out and get your tools out and move away from the craft remembering to keep your head down, I am only going to be on the pad as long as it takes you to debark my craft.
M- shakes head yes
P- Your emergency flotation device is under your seat - it has an inflation cord that must be pulled to inflate the lifesaver.
M- shakes head yes
P - In the event the craft has issues and starts to go down, don the flotation device and wait until the craft hits the water before pulling the inflation cord.
M- shakes my head yes, while thinking to my self, You stupid bastard, if this craft stalls and starts to go down I am donning my flotation device and kicking the door open and will pull the inflation cord while jumping out ! ! !