The nonsequitur game

[brotherswing]

The black bear can run 35 mph

 

[Yeahha]

New razrs with less thread bumps

 

[brotherswing]

But wait! If you order now, you'll receive the miracle steak knives, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

 

[Yeahha]

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!! I almost had an idea....

 

[brotherswing]

Ever wonder how the first programmer compiled the first compiler?

 

[Yeahha]

In the song "Blowin in the wind" why doesn't the guy just get a car?

 

[brotherswing]

My cat farted.

 

[Yeahha]

Kittens are not the other other white meat

 

[brotherswing]

Descent was the best game of '96. If you have Dramamine.

 

[Yeahha]

If the boat is a rocking...don't stand up

 

[Loxaerion]

Better to sit down on a flight. >.>

 

[brotherswing]

Ancient Romans used lead lined pots because it would make the wine taste sweeter.

 

[Sean Quixote]

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are all one consciousness; that life is only a dream, and we are the imaginations of ourselves...


Here's Tom, with the weather!

 

[Yeahha]

I wondered what happened to this FG but alas I ate a sandwich

 

[kct1975]

Dust collects on furniture and I ate dinner.

 

[karandpr]

Bring home a Panda for dinner

 

[Yeahha]

That's not a box of cereal it is a rooster