The nonsequitur game

[brotherswing]

Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests.

 

[Yeahha]

Cats are little more than bigger kittens

 

[brotherswing]

I know they're trying to poison my dog...

 

[Yeahha]

Puppy mills are not pepper grinders

 

[brotherswing]

It's hot in Topeka.

 

[Yeahha]

Stop the presses...I almost had an idea

 

[brotherswing]

My daughter is a fart-blossom, at least according to my site.

 

[Yeahha]

Same shirt different day

 

[brotherswing]

My daughter is a fart-blossom, at least according to my site.

Uh, that was supposed to be "wife." Stupid auto correct.

 

[brotherswing]

Spear and Magic Helmet!

 

[Yeahha]

Sometimes when the fish aren't biting you just gotta eat the bait

 

[brotherswing]

Sometimes you've just gotta buy the banana.

 

[melim]

Have some dip.

 

[brotherswing]

Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?

 

[Yeahha]

The horse was left in it's stable

 

[brotherswing]

The only thing a true Scott wears beneath his kilt is shoes and socks.

 

[Yeahha]

Everyday I cry a solitary tear in honor of the dinosaurs that came before us

 

[brotherswing]

Every time I think about evolution, I look at Charlie Sheen and wonder what went wrong.

 

[Yeahha]

Once you have tiger blood you never go back

 

[Frisco]

I had a thought for a post in here, but it turned out to be just another sequitur, so I'll not post.

 

[karandpr]

Baby walrus can lol hard .

 

[brotherswing]

The elephant is the only animal with four knees.

 

[Yeahha]

but the dog got stuck on the windmill

 

[karandpr]

Hot russian girls will wanna talk to you if you installed linux .

 

[brotherswing]

Newborn babies cure insomnia.