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The nonsequitur game

Tried to kill a spider a moment ago, I missed, little jerk is lost, dropped to the floor. Hiding away, waiting for revenge. In one month, when I stop posting, it's because a spider has murdered me. Call the police mods, let them know.
 
He said he was being secretly filmed without his permission...like most times you are secretly filmed...
 
There are two trees in the forest. One is a tall, thick straight tree - very proud. The other is crooked and bends all over. Every day, the straight tree says to the crooked on that he should be more straight.

This goes on for years. Eventually, loggers come to the forest. The boss says "cut down all the straight trees," and to this day the crooked tree still stands, growing.
 
Now we all now that water flow and water can crash but where does the peanut butter hide the... "stash"?

(lol!

This game rocks!

Subscribin...)
 
The time rip in the space time consortium has had a massive influx of robot ninja mokeys that have now attacked the palace!

To arms soldiers!

For the king!

XD
 
If I told you that a balloon was made of pig fat and donkey nuggets then I would have to tell you that the world is flat... yes as flat as a pan cake and that is no filthy lie, because what goes around comes around like if you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round.

(:D)

(I demand this thread should be stickified!)
 
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