The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[rootabaga]

I’d buy this for my wife, but I don’t believe she’d see the humor…

 

[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

My wife: “You need to be more serious and focus on priorities.”

Also my wife (in the den watching one of the “Divergent” movies for the umpteenth time while I’m in the kitchen making lunch): “Which of of the factions do you think you would be in?”

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

 

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[Unforgiven]

 

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[rootabaga]

 

[The_Chief]

If the Darling Bride croaks, about 80% of the contents in this house are going to disappear... among them, the TV

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

I've worked in the industry of providing "hot air balloon rides" for those willing to get up before the cock crows. That's a smart man. Trip like that should take months at best.

 

[rootabaga]

I've worked in the industry of providing "hot air balloon rides" for those willing to get up before the cock crows. That's a smart man. Trip like that should take months at best.

Me thinks it’s more in jest about the source and type of balloon given the recent flyover and downing of the Chinese “weather” balloon…

 

[IHateMyTreo]

Me: Dear, I don't think I can possibly be wrong about everything.

Her: you're wrong.

 

[olbriar]

My father once told me that we are all in this together. But I'm one up on you. I'm sleeping with the boss.

 

[rootabaga]

My father once told me that we are all in this together. But I'm one up on you. I'm sleeping with the boss.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t those coincidentally the last words of a male Praying Mantis?

 

[BrickHouse]

My father once told me that we are all in this together. But I'm one up on you. I'm sleeping with the boss.

I did better once, I was "enjoying" special time with the boss's mother.

 

[rootabaga]

 

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[rootabaga]

So each night before bed I read a short devotional (Our Daily Bread) to my wife.
Tonight the topic was on the importance of encouragement.
As soon as I was done reading, my wife criticized how I finished reading it.
(True story.)