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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

Ya know.
Someone did mentioned to me, How was mine,
and I responded "like an old wrinkle of my wad of toilet paper, sometimes I have to double wipe." Lol.
 
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My wife got angry with me the other day because I didn’t remember what she told me about what her coworker ordered when they had gone to lunch a couple of weeks prior.

Pointing out that I remembered what my wife ordered did not make it any better. {sigh}
 
My wife got angry with me the other day because I didn’t remember what she told me about what her coworker ordered when they had gone to lunch a couple of weeks prior.

Pointing out that I remembered what my wife ordered did not make it any better. {sigh}

Such are the perils of the noose around your finger.
I've ducked a pan flying from the kitchen my share of times.
 
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