The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[treb1797]

 

[rootabaga]

You know how two people can read circumstances differently and remember something entirely different?
Here’s an ideal example…and thankfully it is not a story about marriage.

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[rootabaga]

Bill Engvall…hitting the nail on the head once again.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Dannydet]

Lol! That would be an automatic slap in the face!

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[treb1797]

 

[shmn]

 

[rootabaga]

Sometimes, it’s all a matter of putting it in the right perspective…

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[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

^^^ As if that would *ever* work!

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Please tell me I don’t have the only wife who assumes that even if she can’t see me, I can still hear anything (and everything) she says…

 

[The_Chief]

Nope! Yesterday I faintly heard her voice trying to yell something to me (from all the way across the house, opposite corner). I literally called her from my office to the den, asking her what she said...

 

[Milo Williamson]

Please tell me I don’t have the only wife who assumes that even if she can’t see me, I can still hear anything (and everything) she says…

That is my mother.
I sometimes am in the laundry room hahaha..

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Hmmm…

 

[rootabaga]

My friend called to say his wife had left him.
“Oh, no,” I said, “What happened?”
“She said she was going out for milk. This was a few days ago…and she hasn’t come back.”
“Wow…and how are you getting by?”
“Oh, not too bad. I have some of that powdered stuff.”

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]