The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[BrickHouse]

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I simply refused to argue. She got so mad that I was hit on the back of my head by an airborne (white hot) cast iron frying pan. I eventually filled for divorce. I still refuse to argue and my relations now benefit from this approach.

 

[Milo Williamson]

I simply refused to argue. She got so mad that I was hit on the back of my head by an airborne (white hot) cast iron frying pan. I eventually filled for divorce. I still refuse to argue and my relations now benefit from this approach.

Ouch man. Those really are hot.

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

And good luck with that strategy, pal. You're probably a dead man walking. 🤐

 

[rootabaga]

And good luck with that strategy, pal. You're probably a dead man walking. 🤐

Hey, I’m just sharing what seems to be my wife’s perspective…

 

[Milo Williamson]

Hey, I’m just sharing what seems to be my wife’s perspective…

Not unless you are super intell, and have the pawns by your fingertips.. Shhhhhh.....

 

[olbriar]

 

[Milo Williamson]

Husband is like "What I baked you a cake, I baked you a delicious meal too.."

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

If you have a FB account…

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(Also a viable candidate for the “What are you listening to” thread…)

 

[rootabaga]

Every year, same challenge…

 

[rootabaga]

The opening stat in this article relates that 59% of people the world over will celebrate Valentine’s Day. (Presumably the other 41% are happily single! )

On a serious note, though, Brad and Heidi have some wonderful ideas for marriage (my wife and I have attended one of their retreats) and though they have a Christian worldview, this article has some great tips regardless of spiritual outlook.

Happy Valentine’s Day, folks.

How to Ruin Your Valentine's Day

Here are five things to avoid so you don't ruin Valentine's Day

buildyourmarriage.org

 

[rootabaga]

Yep!!

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[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[The_Chief]

Merely my opinion, but long life does not necessarily equal happy life; or fulfilled life; or abundant life. The Darling Bride and I are in our 35th year of marriage and I wake up every day, grateful to be her husband and thinking of ways to pamper her today. Beer only pampers you so much, granny...

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[The_Chief]

An old man in his eighties got up and put on his coat. His wife asked, "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to the doctor," he replied.
"Why, are you sick?"
"No," he answered, "I'm going to get me some of those Viagra pills."
His wife got up and grabbed her sweater. He asked, "where are you going?"
"I'm going to the doctor with you," she replied. “Before you stick that rusty old thing in me, I'm getting a tetanus shot."

 

[The_Chief]

Perfect example of aging gracefully and never growing old!

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

It's my understanding that all the members of The Committee for a Better America ended up being physically castrated just before dying under "mysterious conditions".