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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

The Boss Lady sent me this last night.
I'm still trying to figure out what I said.
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Because she outgrew them (and my wife says she is a size 10), a friend from church gave my wife a few pairs of used shorts.
After trying them all on, my wife said, "These are all too tight, they must be 10 Junior." (I just kind of gave a nod and an "uh, huh".) She also said, after repeating that later, "I guess maybe I could try and lose a little weight "

I'm pretty dumb, certainly by my wife's standards, but I knew enough to keep my mouth closed...
 
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