The Boss Lady sent me this last night.
I'm still trying to figure out what I said.
I'm still trying to figure out what I said.
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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread
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rootabaga
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Because she outgrew them (and my wife says she is a size 10), a friend from church gave my wife a few pairs of used shorts.
After trying them all on, my wife said, "These are all too tight, they must be 10 Junior." (I just kind of gave a nod and an "uh, huh".) She also said, after repeating that later, "I guess maybe I could try and lose a little weight "
I'm pretty dumb, certainly by my wife's standards, but I knew enough to keep my mouth closed...
After trying them all on, my wife said, "These are all too tight, they must be 10 Junior." (I just kind of gave a nod and an "uh, huh".) She also said, after repeating that later, "I guess maybe I could try and lose a little weight "
I'm pretty dumb, certainly by my wife's standards, but I knew enough to keep my mouth closed...
I hope he got a kick out of that... if I pulled that stunt, I'd wake up dead
I may test my luck with that one.
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
Easy, just photograph your wife in a good mode and then use super glue.
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
Ughhhhh marriage! We got paint for the den and master bathroom... first coat on the wall and she's like, "I don't like it" 
so back to the paint store this morning to pick out a color she likes... or had BETTER like!
so back to the paint store this morning to pick out a color she likes... or had BETTER like!
Most paint stores will sell something like pints of mixed paint for a couple dollars. Then you can go home and put some on the walls to see if you like it before you shell out $50-100 a gallon.Ughhhhh marriage! We got paint for the den and master bathroom... first coat on the wall and she's like, "I don't like it"
Just be glad that you didn't pick the paint color, sir.Ughhhhh marriage! We got paint for the den and master bathroom... first coat on the wall and she's like, "I don't like it"
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
What Unforgiven said! And I've also convinced her, despite over 30 years of marriage, that I am color blind and therefore she has to pick paint, fabric and anything with the color all by her lonesome. Works great. And my color vision is perfect 🤣
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
I am super glad I have like an artistic style, I made the entire room pop out of my mother's room like a bit ago..
Thank God all them women have left the dirty bird or there would be some complaints 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
rootabaga
Android Expert
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
We made a rare trip to Walmart - as I got back in the vehicle, I noticed a gal behind the wheel of the car in front of us. As soon as I put my sunglasses on, it cut the glare and I could see into her car better.
"That gal has a big teddy bear in the back seat," I commented.
After a couple of seconds, the Darling Bride laughed and replied, "I thought you said that gal has big titties!"
She knows me so well...
"That gal has a big teddy bear in the back seat," I commented.
After a couple of seconds, the Darling Bride laughed and replied, "I thought you said that gal has big titties!"
She knows me so well...
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
IHateMyTreo
Android Expert
