The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1751573121180590334

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

His funeral is next Tuesday

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…there’s more than one way to die, eh?

 

[rootabaga]

Contrary to any rumors, no, this is not our house…

 

[IHateMyTreo]

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[rootabaga]

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Umm…kinda funny, but how is it related to being married???

 

[treb1797]

 

[The_Chief]

^ - That is exactly why a smart husband will never, EVER put his wife in the "Dutch Oven". Payback is off-the-chart BAD.

EDIT: A stupid husband will. Once.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I laughed, but…

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[olbriar]

That is a modern take on the old town square concept. Quaint shops neatly arranged in a square that included a tavern. The women could make the rounds while their menfolk would lift their rounds.

 

[rootabaga]

Clearly a guy who *is not* married…

 

[treb1797]

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[rootabaga]

My wife, at 10:45 at night as she is going to bed:
"Make sure you do [delineated list of things] before you go to bed."

Also my wife:
"Don't stay up late."

 

[olbriar]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

 

[rootabaga]

I’m not going to try and argue that this post rather defines the thread, but…

 

[BrickHouse]

I’m not going to try and argue that this post rather defines the thread, but…

It's been a while since I've seen anything of the Stooges.

 

[treb1797]

It's been a while since I've seen anything of the Stooges.

They are on MeTV from time to time. Actually on Saturdays at 5pm CST.