The Punny Side of Life

[Dngrsone]

Nice

 

[shalemail]

All exits have been sealed.

 

[shalemail]

 

[The_Chief]

My Dad became a diabetic and had part of his foot amputated. Then Mom left him.

Apparently, she was lack-toes intolerant.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I just wrapped eighteen dollars in pennies, nickels, and dimes.

I call that "Time we'll spent".

 

[shalemail]

 

[shalemail]

PURRRRRRRPendicular

 

[Clementine_3]

That's just all sorts of wrong, which makes it just all sorts of punny.

 

[shalemail]

OH THE HU-MANATEE!!!

 

[lunatic59]

Which means it's time for this again ...

 

[shalemail]

 

[Dngrsone]

Okay, now that is horrible!

 

[lunatic59]

Or, they could be heroes.

Either way, to make the force you have to cut the mustard.

 

[Clementine_3]

There's no such thing as too much mayonnaise. My signature has been telling all of you that for a long time.

 

[Dngrsone]

Cheese, officer, I havarti went over the speed limit!

 

[lunatic59]

Okay, we're Gouda.

 

[shalemail]

The truth is out there.

 

[shalemail]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

That's cause it's still snowing.

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

 

[Dngrsone]

Dngrswife is looking at me funny because I'm laughing for no apparent reason.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Q: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?


A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[The_Chief]

*GROAN*

 

[shalemail]

 

[dan330]

How do people think up such gems?

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i know that i am being difficult... but...

lions have a pride of females.... and tigers dont