John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself that's the last thing I need.
A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason, details are sketchy.
People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Whatever you do, always give 100% unless you're donating blood
What did Snow White say when she came out of the photo booth? Someday, my prints will come.
A girl said she recognized me from her vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I've always had an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short.
My friend died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.