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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I read about the terrorist attempt on the life of Spain's most celebrated matador. An explosive device had been surgically implanted into the animal he was scheduled to fight... but last-minute xrays foiled the plot. There is apparently no limit to how far terrorists will go to achieve their objectives, but this was abominable.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside
The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
UGGGHHHHHHHH
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Groans are always welcome after a pun.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
My friend's birthday was a huge blow out, too bad there was a stripper in the middle of the cake, get your mind out of the gutter.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Why? It likes it there.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Don't think I'll eat that one .....My friend's birthday was a huge blow out, too bad there was a stripper in the middle of the cake, get your mind out of the gutter.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
I use an app called Drops, but I duck and run all the time when the weather is dropping rain!
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up!!
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Milo Williamson
Extreme Android User
Did you see that petal going on by, must of been some heavy metal
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.