The Punny Side of Life

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

Q: What do you call a barber shop that opens in the space above a mattress store?

A: A Cut Above the Rest!!

 

[rootabaga]

Q: What do you call a barber shop that opens in the space above a mattress store?

A: A Cut Above the Rest!!

Of course after I posted this I realized that a barber shop over a meat store should always be avoided…

 

[Milo Williamson]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Back from the dead!!!!! I couldn't log in here for days, got the “unsafe” warning on Firefox and Chrome.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.​

 

[BrickHouse]

Back from the dead!!!!! I couldn't log in here for days, got the “unsafe” warning on Firefox and Chrome.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.​

Yeah, site certificate was out of date. I dealt with that also.

 

[Notes_Norton]

True story:

Sunday, we gig at an outdoor, beachside restaurant/bar.

Eight girls came in wearing pink, Barbie t-shirts and sat at the table right in front of us. Two of the girls were named Barbie and they were celebrating their birthdays. We sang Happy Birthday to them. They were cute and a lot of fun.

When they came walking in, single file, in the aisle between the tables, I thought, “Here comes a Barbie Queue.”

Notes ♫

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.

 

[rootabaga]

Unless you’re of a certain age (or you like old sitcoms), this one will probably pass you by…

 

[BrickHouse]

Unless you’re of a certain age (or you like old sitcoms), this one will probably pass you by…


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Leave it to Vinny.

 

[Notes_Norton]

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian

 

[Notes_Norton]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one – and let the other one off.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]