The Punny Side of Life

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[lunatic59]

You fergot "DINOSHORE":

Or DINOWH...

on second thought, never mind.

 

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I also forgot (this is for us old folks)

And I'll add this as well.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

^^^That's more like it.^^^

 

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[lunatic59]

Yeah, I got it right away.

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Avogadro.

 

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Such a vicious cycle.

 

[lunatic59]

 

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The zoo announced they had a new bobcat exhibit. Was not disappointed.

 

[Dngrsone]

So I'm in Home Depot (two days before Thanksgiving) and they have all this merchandise down the middle of the main aisles, all wrapped up in plastic.

BLACK plastic.

Ah...so that's why they call it "Black Friday!!"

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So... is a ferreteria a place where ferrets go to eat?

 

[shalemail]

When you wake up at exactly 4:04 in the morning it may be a case of the "night errors".

 

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Holiday Traffic is RUFF

 

[Unforgiven]

I was going to order these on an Amazon Flash sale...

Spoiler: Dun, dun, dun...

...but I missed it.

 

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[olbriar]

 

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Willem DeFamily.

 

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And I thought I was a Captain America fan.

 

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It would have been funny if John Lennon had invented the device that allows you to see who's on the other side of your door. I mean Imagine all the peepholes, am I right?

 

[lunatic59]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Bitcoins aren't real coins.

 

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Horse ... shoe?