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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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Holey Cow!
^^ LOL!
BrickHouse
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Holey Cow!
Could that be in Switzerland?
Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
Android Expert
If a single statistician meets another single statistician does she datum or does he data?
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My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.”
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She datim, he datur?
Notes_Norton
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Hoping for a spread sheet?
(ducking for cover)
(ducking for cover)
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Holey Cow!
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
His wife did too ... disaster.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
So what if I don't know what apocalypse means!? It's not the end of the world!
rootabaga
Android Expert
The sheriff realized he had to wear his special boots for golfing, because with them he had a hole-in-one...
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Notes_Norton
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I had some back trouble, but it's all behind me now.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
I have back troubles too. But no matter how many times I try turning that around I just can't face the problem.
rootabaga
Android Expert
Sorry to break the back of the current arc, but...
I just heard that people are losing touch with reality from being in lock down.
Coincidentally, I've just been drinking coffee and talking about this with Mr. Coffee and the microwave and we all agreed that things are getting bad. The toaster's input was meaningless because that dude is...toasted. We also left out the the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. The freezer remained cold and distant as always. Unsympathetic to the end, the vacuum just told me to suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet said nothing, (just looked a bit flushed), but the front door said I was unhinged; apparently the door knob agreed, telling me to get a grip.
In the end the curtains told me to pull myself together, because the iron will straighten it all out (as he said, "no situation is too pressing").
Okay, now you can go "back" to where you were ...
I just heard that people are losing touch with reality from being in lock down.
Coincidentally, I've just been drinking coffee and talking about this with Mr. Coffee and the microwave and we all agreed that things are getting bad. The toaster's input was meaningless because that dude is...toasted. We also left out the the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything. The freezer remained cold and distant as always. Unsympathetic to the end, the vacuum just told me to suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and hoped it would all soon blow over! The toilet said nothing, (just looked a bit flushed), but the front door said I was unhinged; apparently the door knob agreed, telling me to get a grip.
In the end the curtains told me to pull myself together, because the iron will straighten it all out (as he said, "no situation is too pressing").
Okay, now you can go "back" to where you were ...
BrickHouse
Android Expert
The mop said you're all wet and the sponge just wants you wipe things out. But not to worry, the dish cloth will clean up while the trash can keeps things to himself.