The Punny Side of Life

[codesplice]

Click here for an impressive display of bunnery.

Seriously.

 

[The_Chief]

More seriously!

 

[olbriar]

 

[shalemail]

 

[bcrichster]

 

[shalemail]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Completely bypassed copyright. I'm going to use that should I ever become famous.

 

[shalemail]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Unforgiven]

Groan...

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Booo! That's a Pink Squirrel.
I need a drink.

 

[Deleted User]

Booo! That's a Pink Squirrel.
I need a drink.

Is that what you get if you cross a red squirrel with an albino?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

A Gingerino?

 

[The_Chief]

Speaking of which... what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Spoiler

Elephino!

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I can't beer this... Sigh...

 

[bcrichster]

it's
@jefboyardee !!

 

[The_Chief]

Remember, folks: time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana...

 

[dontpanicbobby]

What?

 

[olbriar]

Remember, folks: time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana...

That reminds me that you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.

 

[Dngrsone]

And while you can tune a piano, you can't tuna fish.

 

[SavageRobot]

Probably already been posted, not visited this thread in a while but this popped up on fb

 

[Dngrsone]

I just heard this one:

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?

Spoiler

Synonym Rolls

 

[The_Chief]

^^^ That hurt.

That REALLY hurt

 

[The_Chief]

Payback for you: