The Punny Side of Life

[Davdi]

I really like Lisa from MobileTechReview



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That's Elementary

 

[Notes_Norton]

To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

 

[Notes_Norton]

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

 

[Deleted User]

One got the impression that VP Mike Pence was not entirely following a script during the debate, but taking it on the fly.

[cough]

 

[Unforgiven]

One got the impression that VP Mike Pence was not entirely following a script during the debate, but taking it on the fly.

[cough]

I don't care what side of the aisle your on, that's funny groan worthy.

 

[Deleted User]

Hey! Notes won the groan prize this week for weekend! I mean seriously!

 

[Unforgiven]

Hey! Notes won the groan prize this week for weekend! I mean seriously!

Agreed, and I would quote the winning post, but he has too many terrible ones to choose from.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Hey! Notes won the groan prize this week for weekend! I mean seriously!

Wow! You honor me. I'm sooooo proud.

I was just a kid at punning, but now I'm all groan up!

 

[Deleted User]

If it doesn't make you groan, you're not enjoying it.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

My neighbor texted me, "I just made synonym buns!"

I texted back, "You mean like grammar use to make?"

I haven't heard from her since.

 

[rootabaga]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

 

[Notes_Norton]

Cleaning mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.

 

[rootabaga]

They’re a bunch of scrabble-rousers...

 

[Notes_Norton]

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I LIKE COOKING
MY FAMILY
AND MY PETS.

USE COMMAS,
THEY SAVE LIVES.​