The Punny Side of Life

[Zigman66]

"I would rather have this bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy" Tom "T-bone" Stankus

 

[lunatic59]

I'm a fan of Tom Stankus. I think his family emigrated from Prague but I'll have to Czech that.

 

[Member2047631]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[Member2047631]

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

 

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Sorry couldn't help myself.

 

[Zigman66]

THAT second half definitely got a groan out of me!

 

[Member2047631]

Your puns are koala tea?

 

[Member2047631]

Oh, now I get it

 

[Member2047631]

Cringey pun alert

Mac n' sneeze

I don't know

 

[Member2047631]

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

[Member2047631]

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

okaay this one made me laugh out loud! When i shared it with the guy across from my cubicle he laughed too! love it!!

 

[Member2047631]

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

[Member2047631]

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[Member2047631]

Might sound stupid
But I don't get it

What are they

 

[Unforgiven]

Might sound stupid
But I don't get it

What are they

Bullets.

 

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[shalemail]

Actors must always say "break a leg" cause they're trying to get in a cast.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

i cant keep up with you guys!

 

[Rico ANDROID]