The Punny Side of Life

[Deleted User]

but do movies really ever contain s*x

No

 

[lunatic59]

No

Obviously you've never been to a drive-in ... or did you mean on the screen?

And now for something completely different ... puns.

 

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[Deleted User]

Obviously you've never been to a drive-in ... or did you mean on the screen?

Drive-in? No we don't have those here. I take it not much movie watching goes on

 

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Also works well with McDonald's ...
Welcome to McDonald's
We got shakes and fries
We got everything you want even apple pies
We are the ones who can bring whatever you may eat
If you got the munchies honey we got what ya need
At McDonald's welcome to McDonald's
I want my Mickey Mickey Mickey Mickey D's D's
Auuuh I want a double with cheese

 

[Dngrsone]

Damnit, now that song's going to be running through my head all day.

...and every time I drive by a set of arches, I'm going to be thinking
"I want my Mickey Mickey Mickey Mickey D's D's
Auuuh I want a double with cheese"

 

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[Zigman66]

Bumper sticker I saw yesterday: Dyslexics are teople poo

 

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[shalemail]

Warm smell of burritos, rising up through the air ...

LOVE THAT SONG!

 

[Member2035261]

Suture se... @rootabaga please leave the room now.

Sui...

OK LOL!

 

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[Member2035261]

I'm thinking of opening a men's formal clothing store with no changing rooms, absolutely no assistance from assistants, and a no - return policy, but I'm stymied trying to think of a catchy name for the store!

Wait a minute.....

 

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Visualize World Peas

 

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[Clementine_3]

Who's on first though?

 

[Zigman66]

I don't know............. Third base!!

 

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