The Punny Side of Life

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In today's "puns in advertising" ...

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Zigman66]

Some of these puns take me a little work to figure out but now Armageddon them

 

[Zigman66]

May I be the 1st to point out that the above pun was terrible?

 

[Zigman66]

But you never know what first you May find here

 

[Zigman66]

But I May 1st point out that I didn't start this nonesense

 

[Zigman66]

But I May, first and foremost, continue on with this silliness if not stopped soon!

 

[Zigman66]

But first, May I tell another terrible pun?

 

[Zigman66]

Tomorrow I May be back to 2nd the above opinions

 

[Zigman66]

My wife continuously rolls her eyes at my punny humor. I May be the 1st she kills off when she snaps

 

[Zigman66]

Of course, I May first escape to run rampant with all these puns here

 

[Zigman66]

I guess I just May 1st stop and analyze my bad sense of humor here

 

[Zigman66]

I May be the first to actually hurt myself trying to come up with all these puns before being stopped!

 

[Zigman66]

May the 1st person to break this stream of posts save me from myself

 

[Zigman66]

One May say I could just stop

 

[Zigman66]

And tomorrow I May have 2nd thoughts about the terrible puns I put here today

 

[Zigman66]

And many of you May 2nd those thoughts

 

[Zigman66]

The day after tomorrow there is a strong possibility that of the regular forum members here A 3rd May dis-associate with me altogether.

 

[Zigman66]

After that I May go 4th with my head hung in shame

 

[Zigman66]

Not long after, a day in fact, I predict that there May be a fifth that will still talk to me

 

[Zigman66]

And yesterday was just a dream of what May come

 

[Zigman66]

Woo hoo! I just passed the 300 post marker! May I be the 1st to tell myself to knock it off!

 

[Unforgiven]

I'll be the 2nd...

 

[Zigman66]

Finally! Saved from myself!! Thank you, @Unforgiven ! May I be the first to thank you for your service, kind sir!

 

[Dngrsone]

I was waiting for you to start running around yelling May Day!