The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

Also, a wacky definition!

 

[BrickHouse]

Also, a wacky definition!

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Bass-achwards again eh? No retreat from that one.

 

[rootabaga]

 

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[olbriar]

 

[MadNine]

From Tim Vine at the 2014 Comedy All Stars :


I got a new job helping out a one armed typist whenever she wants to do capital letters. It's shift work.


So.... I went on a date with a girl called Similè.
I don't know what I met her for.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

My wife absolutely hates it when our sexy next-door neighbor sunbathes nude in her backyard. She goes on and on about it, really drives her mad!
Personally? I’m on the fence…

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

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The only way that would be funnier would be if it was “Florida man…”.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[rootabaga]

I was torn between this thread and the dog days thread…

 

[The_Chief]

This headline was brought to you by Treb:

 

[olbriar]

 

[Davdi]

I'd like to start a business making counterfeit French Soft Cheese


Yes - as Freddie Mercury might have sung - I want to fake brie.

 

[rootabaga]

 

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[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Last night my printer started playing music...and when I investigated further it turned out it was jamming.

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

A man was paid to paint a church... didn't have enough paint. He decided to use paint thinner to make it go farther. Just as he finished, a thunderstorm rolled in. It began to rain and the paint washed off because he'd thinned it so much. Suddenly he was hit by lightning and heard a voice from Heaven:

“Repaint and thin no more”

 

[The_Chief]

I tripped over a box of Kleenex, and really I thought I might've broken my leg.

Thankfully, it was only a bit of tissue damage.