The Punny Side of Life

[BrickHouse]

Maybe I should cycle around to find a better handle bar on his mighty puns.

Sounds like the pundit is becoming cyclical.

 

[The_Chief]

Ya think he's backpedaling?

 

[Member 2135452]

Ya think he's backpedaling?

I betcha he is on his unicycle.

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Member 2135452]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[The_Chief]

My Dad was a cattle rancher. We once had a cow pregnant with twins and was having trouble with the delivery. My Mom, unafraid of getting dirty, got in there and helped deliver both babies healthy and happy.

She made sure Mama Cow was de-calf-intated...

 

[rootabaga]

Numerical (but not mathematical) pun...

 

[Milo Willamson]

Numerical (but not mathematical) pun...

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I do not get it.

Why would twenty is the same as twenty two?

 

[olbriar]

It's a play on words Milo. too instead of two makes the pun.

 

[Milo Willamson]

It's a play on words Milo. too instead of two makes the pun.

Ah..
Now I get it hahaa.

 

[rootabaga]

I do not get it.

Why would twenty is the same as twenty two?

As it says, say it out loud. Literally pronounce it, not in your head.

So "Twenty"...and "twenty, too." As in, "also, twenty."

 

[Milo Willamson]

As it says, say it out loud. Literally pronounce it, not in your head.

So "Twenty"...and "twenty, too." As in, "also, twenty."

I just did.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Some kinds of collection efforts are enough to make your head spin, I tell ya!

 

[The_Chief]

Well, that was an exorcise in futility, wasn't it?

 

[Unforgiven]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1938592904433545602

 

[The_Chief]

I have a recurring nightmare. Every single night, I dream of the same bike chasing after me and running me over. Night after night, week after week, month after month.

It's a vicious cycle.

 

[The_Chief]