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The Tablet Tavern

Alive eh? Let me tell my best joke.

I'm standing in line at Target in the deep south. This little kid in front of me, about 10 (black, it's important to the story), turns around and says, "Do you want to hear a joke?" Before I can answer he says, "What do you call a black woman who flies a plane?"

I guess I started to look uncomfortable and started to say, "I don't think I want...."

"A pilot you racist." Then he turns around and doesn't say another word to me.
 
It was a good joke. I have to commend his play on white guilt.

We may have. If people change their avatars I forget who they are.
 
wyndslash said:
I can't see your avatar:p
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I always know who I am. Why would I forget myself? I've never really had one at this point no desire to have one. Unless you wanted to make one for me. ;)

Here are some examples:

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Its a Wallaby. It was taken at the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo in Colorado Springs. Probably the coolest zoo I've been to in North America. They have their own little area that you go into.

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wyndslash said:
*waits for the rest of the peeps* :D
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Somewhere along the way I've turned into High Expectation Asian Dad and begin to question why everyone isn't at work. Then again my neighbor has started to undress/dress in front of a window with open blinds and I forgot where I was going with this completely.

palmtree5 said:
Am I the only one who reads this and immediately thinks of a long running science fiction show?
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Yes, you're the only one.
 
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