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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

Here I am minding my own damn business, replying to a few posts and I hear this ungodly buzzing noise. Thinking its a fly, I grab a bottle of Fly spray. The noise gets louder but now sounds like flapping wings. I turn and see a bat.

I scream.
I panic.
I spray it.

The bat makes a howling scream and coughs and then slaps me with its wing. I fall head on onto my keyboard.

Next thing I know I feel a sharp pain on my neck. Tingling feel all over my body. A light, I see a light. I yell "I see a bright sunny light" A female voice responds "Not for long you won't".

Darkeness before me. I get up and feel rather thristy for some reason.
I turn to the open window and see the bat flying away.
i see a business card next the to the keyboard saying "Come to the Undead Den"

Damn it i still feel that pain in my neck. Anyone have a mirror so i can see.

TS
 
Damn it i still feel that pain in my neck. Anyone have a mirror so i can see.

TS

I have good news and bad news, TS.

Bad news:

No reflection.
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Good news:

I picked up some light reading for all of you.

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Strange, I got this red drink from that automated robot down the hall (you would think it would be a Samsung robot, but its from some company named jerofld) and yet i still feel thirsty. I am starting to even tear red and my fingers are starting to write in red as well. pretty cool and creapy at the same time.

TS out
 
As most of you know I work in a hospital and since i'm still thirsty, the blood bank is no more. So I went to the pharmacy and was trying out a few combinations to satisfy this thirst for blood. I've come close but a side effect is that I end up writing in blood some of the time. Strangely enough, it comes and goes in the forum, but not in the lounge or in mods corner. I still write, and cry in blood.

But my quest continues for a cure.

TS
 
Wow. I feel kinda funny now. At first I thought it was just the flying now I know what was really going on.
 
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