Quiter!!!!
Just messing wit ya lol.
I'm surprised your giving up so easily though. When I first started noone taught me anything and it took me months to learn lol. I simply did lots of googling and trial and error and read till my eyes bled lol. Eventually I learned and it all made sense. I'm actually still learning, with android you always are no matter how good you are.
Anyways, if you decide to stay in the game....
Join
PlayfulGod's website
Here which is a great place to learn. There's 3 sections you should visit there....
Development Resources (All the guides you need for anything)
Themers' Art Board (All about theming)
Beginner's Bunker (Good place to start learning dev-ing)
You can post questions in any of those sections or share your knowledge.
Good luck.
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I'm surprised I don't see most of you guys on PG's
site. I always see Jason and people from the motion, S3, and Esteem communities there. There's also good hangout sections there to kick back. Don't forget to check Spirit section lol.