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or yourself...

false




t/f
you would steal 10,000 if you knew you would absolutely get away with it..
 
True - I was in Amsterdam, and I was talking to this girl at the bar. I said, it must be nice living here, you get to smoke weed whenever you want. And she was like, that stuff is for the tourists, I don't touch it. And then it hit me.... if it were legal in the US, the only people who would smoke weed are the people who already smoke weed. Sure, I'll smoke a joint to celebrate my new freedom if it became legal here, but I wouldn't start smoking daily. Alcohol is legal, and I don't drink daily. Most people don't.
Edit: and the US has spent over a trillion dollars on this "war on drugs" and the drugs on the street are more potent than the drugs were 40 years ago when this war started. The drug lords and cartels are more powerful than ever, and 1/32 Americans are incarcerated or under probation or parole. Kinda funny when the "land of the free" has the highest incarceration rate in the world.

T/F it's ok to buy your wife a Nexus 7 for her birthday, and then two weeks later buy yourself a Nexus 7?
 
True - used to be allowed in the army, then MADD started cracking down.
And you do get the weapon back.

Why not? Its not evidence anymore!
Edit: dooo get the weapon back. ;)



True. But you'll never know

You like to eat apples and bannanas
 
true flying would be my pick. Plus it would be way more fun! hmm but I'm a girl so xray vision wouldnt be as much fun for me:)







t/f
you believe in ghosts
 
False - there's like a 2 million dollar reward for proof of the paranormal. Some old rich guy put it up like 40 or 50 years ago. 2 million + interest on the account..... no one has claimed it.

T/F Idiocrazy seems more of a reality every day you live.
 
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