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You may want to have your Prozac handy when reading this one from The Onion....
Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words
Study Finds Leading Cause Of Depression Hearing Words
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You know, for a second, I thought you were gonna say that the two most depressing words are, "You're fired!"
You know, for a second, I thought you were gonna say that the two most depressing words are, "You're fired!"

I wonder how the onion can legally stay around the way it is, with all the overly sensitive nit wits out there who are ready to be offended and sue.![]()
interesting, I then googled this: The Onion: How does "The Onion" not get consistently sued by all the brands and logos they use and make fun of? - Quora
I can't remember the name of the law, but isn't it legal if it's in a format of a parody?
.I share the idea that "those two" are actually motivating, I'll just leave it here.