The easiest solution would be for you to wipe out your incompetent IT department and hire some people who actually know their heads from their butts.
Ha! As this is a public forum and I'm using my real name, let's just say that this is an interesting approach to solving my little email problem.

In all reality, I'm in no position to do anything such as hiring or firing IT people. Rather, I'm more or less at the whim of the corporate culture.
For many years I've worked for several high-tech, Silicon Valley companies that have multi-billion-dollar crowned-jewel intellectual property (even a high-security defense contractor) yet none of them were stupid enough to diminish employee productivity by preventing cell phone access to corporate email.
OK, to be fair (and I like to be fair), employees of my company can certainly access their Outlook/Exchange info via Corporate-provided Blackberry phones. And most people are perfectly happy with this... I am not. I don't want 2 phones, and I'm not going to just give up my personal superphone for a Corporate Blackberry. Again, most people in my company are content with this very old-school environment, so there's nothing really pushing the state of the art.
It's freaking 2012! Please let me know the name of your company so that I can short their stock.
I guess it's a good thing that we're not publicly traded!
1) Doesn't your company have an Exchange Server? In Android, you can enter an Exchange account. Are you saying that they won't let you securely access Exchange from your phone? I guess maybe that's what you're saying, but it's just so hard to believe.
Yes, Exchange Server runs Outlook. There's just no exposure of it outside the firewall (except via Blackberry server, obviously, to the blackberry devices)... and... there is OWA, but only via RSA encryption key. Like, via a RSA dongle that changed the key every few minutes.
Yes, IT thinks we work for the CIA. No; we don't.
2) This isn't a great solution but (depending on what other stupidity your IT department may have implemented) you could set up a "rule" in Outlook, whereby Outlook would send a copy of your corporate Inbox emails to your Hotmail account so that you could acess them via Hotmail by phone (or by web browser). That would at least allow you to read your work emails as long as you leave your work-PC & Outlook running with Outlook set to automatically synchronize periodically. Your Hotmail Inbox wouldn't sync with your corporate Inbox, and if you tried to reply from your phone, the reply would come "from" an account on your phone. Not a great solution. I don't know if there's a similar "rules" solution for the calendar. I don't think so. I skipped from Outlook 2003 to Outlook 2010 so I can't tell you exactly how to access rules in Outlook 2007, but from you Inbox it should be in the ribbon under your "Home" tab.
Right. So, I do this now to an extent: I have rules setup to send me emails from my manager and other execs to my Hotmail mail account, which is setup separately on my Android phone, so I get alerted distinctly when "important" emails are sent to me at work when I'm not tethered to my work laptop.
And you're 100% right - it's not great because any kind of interaction I need to have while remote will come from my live.com ID and not the corporate email account. Which is just not ideal. It sends the wrong message (heh).
3) This is really clunky but... maybe you could use some kind of remote desktop software to control your PC from you phone. I use Team Viewer. You may want to try Imperio which works with XP, Vista, or Seven (but not the Home versions because they don't employ RDP).
Yup.. I do this too!

I use LogMeIn and Teamviewer. Teamviewer has problems working with our firewall/proxy server, so I default to the sluggish LogMeIn. But this interface is almost impossible for me to effectively and efficiently field and respond to emails. It's great for remote admin, but not great for fielding emails. Y'know? I'll check out Imperio -- never heard of that tool.
So it sounds like this solution (Post #1) is not a solution for me? If not, then why not? Why wouldn't a Hotmail connector for Outlook help me escape the IT Alcatraz that I live in?
Also, let me share what else I've tried:
- OutlookReflex. Seems like a Seven replacement, but it just doesn't work. It won't connect to their servers no matter what I try. At least in my IT environment.
And here's something I haven't tried because I don't think it'll work:
- MapiLab's Redirect (
MAPILab - Redirect for Outlook- redirect messages instead of forwarding them). I would actually need to install this on my work PC and install Outlook on my home PC, and then figure out how to setup a Sync between my home (no IT restraint) PC and my Android phone. Also, it's not clear to me that I could respond and do a two-way redirect. Thoughts on this idea?
Thanks for your commitment to connectivity excellence, and great responses and care around this topic!
Jon