What would your phone say?

[Russell Ng]

This morning the DJ on the radio was querying what would inanimate objects say if it could speak.... This is what I think my SGS2 would say;

1) On touch screen
"Oh yeah. Touch me there. Just the right spot."
"That tickles."
"Go ahead. Swype me."
"Pinch me. Zoom in. Zoom in."
"Stop poking me."
"You shouldn't be looking at that. Its hidden for a reason." (Root users)

2) On camera
"I could take way better pictures than that. Noob."
"Get me some light in here. I don't have night vision you know."
"Someone forgot to on the flash again didn't they?"

3) On heavy usage
"You are making me so hot."
"Too much. Way too much. I am going to force close on you now."

4) On low battery
"I need some food. What you think I am. The energizer bunny."
"Feed me. Starving here."
"You had breakfast, lunch and dinner. When is my turn?"

5) On calls
"You going to pick that up?"
"Ring! Ring! Who needs ring tones?"

6) Others
"You were suppose to be there 30 minutes ago. Have you done your chores? Have you picked up the kids? When you coming back? DON'T YOU DARE flip me over. Don't you da....." (Flip over)

Feel free to add if you can figure others... Cheers