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Huawei Ascend Forum - Laugh of the Day

Jazziette

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Whenever I start feeling bad about my Ascend not doing what I want or I get tired of Ascend whining all I have to do is wander over to the Cricket Wireless Fanpage and I feel SOOO much better!!! LMAO!!!

Here's the latest thread on the ZIO update! Enjoy!!!

LOL

Cricket Wireless
Have you upgraded your ZIO to new Android 2.2? Please be sure to download & install ALL 3 packages to complete successful upgrade. To check current Android version: Visit Menu>Settings>About Phone>Android V. to see if indicates 2.2.1. If not, re-start / re-initiate / complete the upgrade process. Plz allow up to 45min (*15min for final reboot, uninterrupted), via WiFi, to complete full upgrade Mycricket.com/ZIO




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    Coy A. Calderon some of us dont have wifi so it might take a while


  • Christina Torres what's ZIO?


  • Sey-Sey Marie yeah and now my phone is lagging, dragging, and prgrams are forced to close on they own! and to think, I so love the new upgrade though :-

    Jacob J Sierra Up grading my phone now


  • Coy A. Calderon ‎@christina its a phone


  • James Jersey Powell crickets sucks...its only in one town in Jersey,so it wont work where Im at!


  • Ken Floyd Gonna try it wish me luck lol..



  • Chris Romero Update the ascend k thxs


  • Cricket Wireless ‎@Samantha - We recommend visiting your nearest full service store for a direct upgrade to 2.2about an hour ago


  • Cricket Wireless Coy - You may visit your nearest full service store for a direct upgrade to 2.2about an hour ago


  • Monica Wiley Farrell Have to wait for it to come to cricket store in greeley dont have computer so waiting store should have it by end of week


  • Cricket Wireless ‎@Josephine - 2.2 upgrade is for Zio phone only. Menu is located at the bottom of the phone ( 1 of 4 home buttons)


  • Josephine Smith does it have to be in a WiFi hot spot to upgrade


  • Cricket Wireless ‎@Jacob - Please allow up to 45 min to complete entire upgrade. You will need to download and install all 3 packages. Also, please be patient while the device reboots after each installation. 2nd and 3rd reboots/installation can take up to 10-15 mins to install. *Do not turn off phone, remove battery or take any other action that may disrupt the installation process while rebooting


  • Cricket Wireless Hi Joesphine - You must upgrade through a WiFi connection or visit your nearest full service corp. Cricket store.


  • Jacob J Sierra Ok thank you it already rebooted twice its updating now I guess.


  • Cricket Wireless For more details, FA@ and instructions - Please be sure to visit our Upgrade tab in the left column and/or www.mycricket.com/zio


  • Josephine Smith im on that page in another window dont see it


  • Derek Mayfield ‎@Erich that was the sales ploy. Also the Ascend does not NEED an update. 2.1 to 2.2 isn't much of a change as 1.6 to 2.2. 1.6 was really buggy and it was supposed to just got to 2.1. The Ascend is fine at 2.1. As long as your OS is over 1....6 any android OS is fine as long as you have app2sd.
    @Chris Huawei has no intention of releasing an update for the phone, sorry. They are just gonna revamp the phone with the x5 that should be dropping in August. Save up or be content. With android being on the latest OS isn't the best you could be doing. The biggest thing on 2.2 is flash support but im not even sure if the Ascend could pull it off with its specs. So in this case the best OS right now for the Ascend is 2.1. Hope this helped.


  • Lerry Trail The update is OK but my phone has more issues now then it did before


  • Audrey J Sentz-Brunache its great except there is some issue with the contacts.......cant save them and also the my backup does not work yet with update!!!

    Be sure to follow the instructions at mycricket.com/zio before u do the upgrade...... you first need to s...ync ur contacts with ur gmail!!


  • Josephine Smith i follow the exact instructions it says"SOFTWARE UPDATE CAN BE AVAILABLE IN WI-FI AREA ONLY. WHEN THE DEVICE IS IN AN OUT OF WI-FI AREA, IT CAN BE AVAILABLE BY USING KYOCERA UPDATE TOOL. KYOCERA UPDATE TOOL IS THE TOOL FOR UPDATING DEVICE WHICH CAN BE USED BY CONNECTING THE DEVICE TO PC....so im connected to the PC now


  • Anthony Burkett ‎@Derek 2.1-2.2 is a major update Derek. it would include flash AND wifi tethering, which are huge. it also included many bug fixes. would allow the use of web chat through yahoo messenger, as well as the kongregate arcade app. in my opinio...n the 2.2 update is the best one yet!

    but... sadly you're right, the chances of flash support on the ascend are very small. flash doesn't support the cpu model


  • Angel Calvillo Bad ass upgrade...zio baby


  • Derek Mayfield ‎@Anthony lol yeah thats why I noted Flash. Wifi Tethering can already be accomplished under root so aside from bug fixes you should be fine. You get what you paid for. VERSUS the zio that was 250, and on super buggy 1.6, with a PROMISED update to 2.1 in the future. Going to 2.2 corects cricket's mistake on making us wait so long for an update


  • Samanthia Ms'Red Ervin Ok thanks


  • Jacob J Sierra My phone just got done updating it look's like I lost some of my conctas in my phone


  • Anthony Burkett ‎@Derek I suppose you're right. I was just talking from a standard user who don't know how to integrate tethering in there phone. the ascend wasn't much cheaper then 250 at nearly 200 at some cricket stores anyways. Oh well you have a point..., get what you pay for when it comes to cricket.

    @Everyone Else, go check out roming your phone for the ascend =O it gets rid of the bloatware, and you can always revert it back to how it was if you READ and follow EXACT instructions. =)


  • Anthony Burkett just can't promise you won't end up bricking it.


  • Jim Lamm Good information. I am waiting for service in my area....sometime this year


  • Cricket Wireless Josephine - Only a direct upgrade by a full service Cricket store can be attempted in this manner.


  • Cricket Wireless Please be sure to follow instructions and FAQ on our tab regarding what to expect from the new upgrade, how to backup/retrieve contacts, time, screenshots and much more - Cricket Wireless | Facebook


  • Cricket Wireless ‎@Jacob - As mentioned in our details on tab - "Q: Will I lose anything on my phone when I upgrade? Will my pictures, contacts, songs and/or other data be lost because of the upgrade?
    A: We highly recommend syncing contacts with Gmail
 
lol...Yeah Jazz, its a hoot going there and reading.....I believe some of the people trying to update there Zio's, would get just as far if they would write the how to update directions down on a peace of paper, and then fold the paper up, pull there battery out, put the folded peace of paper with the directions on it under the battery....make sure you put the battery door back on the phone, or it might not work, after that, put the phone under the pillow over night....and WAM next morning you have a updated Zio, or a quarter from the phone fairy :D
 
I know!!!! LMAO!! And above all....be sure to "visit a full service corp. store for assistance"!!!! AAAACK! It's a broken cricket record! :D
 
I know!!!! LMAO!! And above all....be sure to "visit a full service corp. store for assistance"!!!! AAAACK! It's a broken cricket record! :D

To see who has the most ridiculous sales representatives and weird customers. At least I fit right in. I bet with my lackluster knowledge of phones I could work at Metro Pcs. Heck, I can even understand Engrish. I should get points for that. Too bad they pay terribly (Or at least I'd guess that they do by how unenthusiastic their workers are) LOL.
 
To see who has the most ridiculous sales representatives and weird customers. At least I fit right in. I bet with my lackluster knowledge of phones I could work at Metro Pcs. Heck, I can even understand Engrish. I should get points for that. Too bad they pay terribly (Or at least I'd guess that they do by how unenthusiastic their workers are) LOL.

LOL!!!!

They really should hire you to be their representative. At least you could get them laffing! :D
 
That's just...awful. But hilarious!! Reminds me of trying to get help from Comcast...

Comcast: please return your modem to the nearest Comcast customer service center for an exchange

Me: I'm tellin you, the problem ain't with my modem! Just reset my connection like I asked you to and we'll be all set

Comcast: we'll be happy to exchange your modem for you...

Me: *sigh*

Gotta love canned responses
 
LMAO!!!! I know! I went through the very same thing the other night when I had to call direcTV. OMG! By the time I got a real person on the line I was ready to throttle him!!! LOL

I can't stand the robot reps!!! :D
 
What I love is getting technical service reps that know less than I do then asking me to come work for them. When I find out how little they make I know why I know more than they do. It's sad really because I don't make anywhere near what I'm worth (I work for the State of Florida).
 
No wonder they are in no hurry to update the ascend. I almost feel sorry for the cricket reps, though. Talking to a brick wall probably sounds like a good idea after a full day of that noise. (that and a stiff drink) Hell, one page of that is enough to wear me out!
 
Its funny, they were not happy because they weren't getting the update fast enough, and now they have it and are still not happy with what they got or they goofed it up. Its like me getting a Geo and being pissed because it doesn't have 750HP, turbo charged with eject seat in it, but someone gives me the stuff ,and I am in to big of a hurry to take the time to understand the stuff and how it works, just throw it in my Geo and it blows all to crap and then blame Geo for it :D

Oh, but customer service does blow chunks when it comes to help or advice.
 
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