This is actually the soundest advice given so far. Not to disrepect or disregard anybody else's smart advice like wait for the dinc2 but we are talking about a woman here. Words like "smart" and "reasonable" just don't compute for them.
The facts of the matter that her Palm Pre was garbage, she was jealous of how awesome my phone was and once verizon gave her an upgrade, money was coming out of my wallet right then and there.
In fact, as I just read what I typed, you know what really pisses me off.......my wife was having problems with her last phone too before the Palm Pre.
MY line came up for an upgrade this past fall while I was deployed. Verizon let her use my upgrade to change out her last broken phone to get the Palm Pre. So when the Thunderbolt came out, I didn't have my upgrade and was forced to add a line to get rid of my old junker phone. Then they turned around and gave her an f'n early upgrade anyway a couple months later costing me even more money!

Wow, I can't even effectively express how angry I just got.
Anyway, I'm off course now. We wanted an Incredible because it was everything a smrat phone should be, it was perfect for her, and it was only a hundred bucks. Once we struck out at best buy, there was basically two alternatives. She didn't like any of the other droids. Which I honestly don't blame her for as I really don't either. The X is hideous and the 2 with its sliding screen and keyboard is junk.
So, alternative #1 was tell her that we can't afford a $200 phone right now. Which, isn't far from the truth really but we just got our federal taxes back with state taxes still to come in. Both she and I know that there is extra money in the bank. Money that is better suited being spent somewhere else but still....its there. If I tell her to suck it up with her junk phone because we can't afford it right now....how well does that go over? Seriously.
Alternative #2 was to let her get the phone that she wanted and be done with it. She was excited about the DINC. A great phone for a great price, I was happy to get it for her too. You cannot go worng with a 100 dollar DINC. But when that went out the window and we were going to end up paying 200 bucks for her phone, where do you think her head went??
"If we are going to pay $200, I might as well just get an IPhone. It'll be the same price as the Incredible 2. Except the iphone has more accessories, more farmville exclusives, and I could get it now."
Yes, that was an exact quote. F'n farmville exclusives! Now people, I do NOT condone spousal abuse of any kind. But I'm thinking I could have gotten a free pass from a judge or jury here if it came down to it.
Now, I'm not a fanboy at all. I love my t-bolt but I'm not naive enough to think that the iphone is not a great phone. It is. And its a gigantic upgrade from her old phone. I want her to have a great phone like I do and I want her to be happy and I'm fine with the iphone. But for some reason, as soon as she mentioned the farmville exclusives, I instantly wanted to smash something. Basing an important and expensive purchase on some stupid facebook game (don't even get me started on facebook)

, only a woman would do this.
Anyway, to sum up an already long story: my wife has a brand new iphone, sometimes women are absolutely unbearable, and Verizon has successfully made my shit list.