VZW exec#1 to VZW exec#2: Hey frank, where does this go?
VZW exec#2: What is is?
VZW exec#1: It says "Nexus"
VZW exec#2: What!? That can't be right? Surely it says "Droid" on it right?
VZW exec#1: No, It reads "Nexus" What do we do with it?
VZW exec#2: I have no clue? Its got to be a mistake. We only deal with "Droid"
VZW exec#1: So, what do we do with them?
VZW exec#2: We should ask the manager:
VZW exec#2 to manager: Hey, what should we do with this "Phone" that reads "Nexus?"
VZW manager: You mean it reads "Droid"
VZW exec#1&2, nope "Nexus"
VZW manager: Ugh, um... Uh, Quick, its a mistake, shove them in a non descript box and hide them!
VZW exec#1: Uh... what!?
VZW manager: Yeah, its got to be a mistake, I have NO idea what a "Nexus" is, its got to be another carriers box. So, quick, box them up and hide them or dump them off at retailers with a note that says do not open until we find out what do with these non droid branded phones.
VZW exec#1 to VZW exec#2 & manager: Im scared man, its a non droid phone and according to the internet these phones don't have an encrypted bootloader! If we sell these, people may get used to the fact they can legaly hack their phones and daddy moto will not like that. Lets get these friggin things out of here!!
After the stock is loaded up and dumped at local retailers, all three VZW workers show back up to work, go to the break room, curl up in a ball sucking their thumbs and crying at the horror of dealing with a non moto flagship phone
