Just came back from McDonald's. Thought you'd enjoy the odyssey I embarked on, seeking signs of intelligent life.
Months ago I bought a Living Social voucher good for a Big Mac. It cost half the price of a Big Mac... what a deal, yes?
I presented my VOUCHER tonight and was told that the Big Mac would be $1.50.
"Huh?" says I.
I then explained to the lovely and charming cashier - and her boss - and HER boss the manager - THREE ascending tiers of McPeople - that this was a
voucher, not a coupon; that I had already purchased the
voucher for half the cost of a Big Mac, and that if they charged me the OTHER half, I would simply be using my voucher for the privilege of paying full price for the Big Mac.
I got six deer-in-the-headlights empty gazes.
The ol' Chief, really trying here, continued to educate them that the computer system (that was charging me the $1.50) was apparently programmed by a complete puddin' head who had no concept of the difference between a COUPON and a VOUCHER.
Why, said I, would I PAY half price of a Big Mac for a voucher if the restaurant was going to charge me the OTHER half, giving me a net savings of ZERO? Why go through that whole exercise in futility when I could just whip out cash and pay for the Big Mac?
I got six deer-in-the-headlights empty gazes.
Finally, with a line of McCustomers waiting behind me, I just asked for the voucher back, telling them that I would rather pay full price with CASH instead of paying full price with the voucher. I was hoping against all hope that maybe - just MAYBE - one of them would have an epiphany over this.
They didn't.
I guess I'll find another McDonald's to use this voucher in. Because the people working in this one... well... let's just say I'm glad they have a computer to tell them how much change to give back.